Well, WXKP plays "Get the Led Out," which is a four song Zeppelin set, every weekday at 6:00pm; WKKR plays, "The Zep Set," which is a three song Zeppelin set, every weekday at 6:30; WXYZ plays "Stairway to Seven," which is a three song Zep set ending at 7:00pm, every weekday at 6:45. "Stairway to Seven" conflicts with…

My girlfriend has been dying to go to Per Se for ages now, and apart from how genuinely I usually just can't afford it, that makes me less than inclined to want to go out of my way for it. The thing though is that she's a vegetarian, and restaurants of that caliber with meatless options are few and far between. We did…

I made eggplant parmesan completely from scratch (well, except for the breadcrumbs) on Sunday, and it was excellent. I'll be eating it all week.

I watched that one while slightly drunk and cutting my own hair. It was a unique experience.

"Rear Admiral" Eisenhower

The customer service line at my job is almost identical to whatever number people in Alabama call to file a complaint about child support. At least two or three times a week we'll get a call from an angry Southerner looking to nail her ex to the wall.

His Larry King and Quentin Tarantino impressions are pretty spot on.

A spike in my head!

Drinky Crow, you say that to everything.

AY AY AY! EL HOMBRE ES EL TAMAÑO DE UNA HORMIGA!

Terry Gilliam or GTFO

One thing I think puts people off of Shakespeare is being introduced to it as something to be read, honestly. I love reading Shakespeare, it's poetry of the highest order and there's great value in it to be had, but his plays are plays, meant to be performed. I think it's not only more fun to watch Shakespeare instead…

Well when I said, "call him on it" all I meant was, "ask him if he read that article thoroughly and if so, if he really agrees with it." I guess "bring it up" would have been more accurate. Despite the extremism of his beliefs we've had plenty of pretty civil conversations and we're able to disagree with each other…

SHEEPLE*

Well, these seems like as relevant a place to put this as any.

Current 93, nice.

I've been making Manhattans with Heaven Hill bourbon, and working through a pouch of Drum a friend left in my apartment. It's been an ok week.

But cigarettes are so cheap!

Hey, it's not the size of the hierarchy that counts…

THAC0? No, no my friend. My girlfriend and I switched to Fucking 3.5 ages ago, and it's really done wonders for our sex life.