I like writing on a typewriter. I never would as a rule, or for any practical purpose, but it's kind of neat in the way eating dinner in an old steam train car is neat.

He's too shrill when he get's worked up. I always saw Reilly as more blustery.

Immediately what I thought of.

make a fortune in online ad revenue with this one weird old algorithm [stock photo of old man]

These are… interesting.

But bacon grease is paleo, how could it be bad?

Chuing the Fat

I read once that Kafka laughed so hard during a reading of The Trial that he had to stop multiple times to collect himself.

Couldn't help myself.

Ladies' work? Like scrubbing?

O'Bodyslams*

That pig has some… powerful friends.

Raymond Carver's Cusak

David Guetta? Really?

Somebody once told me
there's a sacred chord
that David played
and it pleased the Lord
with the shape of an "L" on his forehead

Biden, like Egon Spengler, also collects spores, mold, and fungus. Just not on purpose.

Not to be pedantic, but I believe it's actually Smash Mouth's version on the Shrek soundtrack.

Bingo. At the very least, there's a sardonic wink to the original that's misinterpreted by a lot of people as a blush of reverence.

I got a Talk Soup notification for this?

David Foster Wallace, the joyless former tennis player.