*Buster knocks on window*
GOB, terrified: "MONSTER!"
Buster: "Hey, brothers."
Michael: "Buster!"
GOB, friendly: "Monster!"

And, for the record, Keaton wasn't "ignoring the meter," as the article claims. Dogberry's lines are written in prose, like most working class folk in Shakespeare.

And, for the record, Keaton wasn't "ignoring the meter," as the article claims. Dogberry's lines are written in prose, like most working class folk in Shakespeare.

Dvořák's "New World" symphony. Luckily, it's about America, and I already live there.

Dvořák's "New World" symphony. Luckily, it's about America, and I already live there.

You gotta admit, this took rocks. Which, apparently, she got.

You gotta admit, this took rocks. Which, apparently, she got.

So people with AIDS "did that to themselves," but the people they could potentially infect are completely passive, innocent victims?

So people with AIDS "did that to themselves," but the people they could potentially infect are completely passive, innocent victims?

Taken 2: Ransom 1

Hark thou, copper, for thus is my unlucky lot: verily I possess traits that any city's finest uniformly find disagreable. I, in kind, express similar sentiments toward my more respectable counterparts.

Hark thou, copper, for thus is my unlucky lot: verily I possess traits that any city's finest uniformly find disagreable. I, in kind, express similar sentiments toward my more respectable counterparts.

"though it’s accessible by ferry, it’s so removed from the chaos of the outside world, it might as well be accessible by fairy"

"though it’s accessible by ferry, it’s so removed from the chaos of the outside world, it might as well be accessible by fairy"

Most things are a lot better having read Borges beforehand.

I'll second how boss The Shadow is. I have a long commute in a car with just a tape deck and terrible radio reception, so when I found a small mountain of old Shadow episodes on cassette at a Goodwill it was like motherfucking Christmas.

"I think we might die, Bart!"
"Well we're all gonna die, Lis."
"I meant soon!"
"So did I."

(Love Will) T-E-A, R-U-S, A-P-A-R-T

Crud, it is Terror Lake! Now I feel a fool.

Fun with Boardgames for the win!