Marge nodding her head for just a couple beats too long to "You Really Got Me" when Bart gets her the frying pan-radio always kills me.

*slides Allied Biscuits under the sofa*

Amy Tan!

I've never seen Glee, and I don't really have any opinions on it, but Jane Lynch is really a pretty mediocre one trick pony, and I don't find her all that funny. I don't think she's better in Party Down and Best in Show, they're just better overall and would have been regardless of her participation.

@fraihoji

We just got our first Sonic in CT despite being barraged by ads for as long as I can remember. I have the benefit of family out West, though, so having eaten there during summer road trips and the like I had the knowledge that it's nothing spectacular to keep me from giving a damn.

Kid Rock - Devil Without a Cause

My commencement speaker was the dude who wrote the screenplay for Precious, which I believe he had based on the novel Push, by Sapphire.

A bit off topic but
yall have seen this, right?

Girl Scout cookies are LOADED with trans fats.

And let's not forget "Bud Cort"

Bravo, Mr. Monster.

Fans of Bach specialize in chorale sex (and believe me, they know a thing or two about organs!)

Fans of the Red Hot Chili Peppers give it away.

Fans of the Kingsmen talk dirty, but you can't understand what they're saying.

I'm gonna go with Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy as most mediocre. Interesting magical realism going on with the ghost ball thing (or whatever), but ultimately I think it's kind of a rehash of themes he'd come to explore with more sophistication. And, it's just not all that funny.

Zelig
is pretty much a masterpiece.

Come on guys, Tropic Thunder was amazing.

The way Crazee-Eyez asks Larry, "Hey man, you like eatin' pussy?" as a total non-sequitor kills me every time.

Hey! Don't throw your garbage down here!