DEEEEEEEEZ NUTZ!

"I recently read an interview in Rolling Stone, where he advocated that
people should not do drugs, KEITH RICHARDS said that we should not do
drugs. Keith, we can't do any more drugs, BECAUSE YOU ALREADY FUCKIN' DID
THEM ALL! There's none left, we have to wait until you die so we can
smoke you're ashes, alright!"

What's wrong with being sexy?

Was that the … opposite … of what you were going to
say, or was that just instinct?

Moons of madness, why am I encumbered with incompetents?

It's really just something you say….

Threepio can't watch, unless he pays 100.

Teach the controversy!!!

Of all the zombie souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most…. [voice breaks] human.

M' lady……

Canceled women are smug.

Remake Blake's 7 and get it at least a Nu Who sized budget. Benedict Cumberbatch as Avon.

One of my favorite covers. I wish he had done more.

I still haven't figured who gets my usenet killfile after I die.

You got me rockin' like a dinosaur!

'Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey!
Pull that bus over to the side of the pretentiousness turnpike, all
right? I want everybody off the bus. I want the shiny people over here,
and the happy people over here, okay? I represent angry gun-toting
meat-eating fucking people, all right? Sit down and shut the fuck up,
Michael!"

You drove a Hyundai to get here. I drove an eighty-thousand dollar BMW! THAT'S my name!

Why didn't she mention this when she was on the Comedy Bang Bang Christmas Special?

I think we're finally going to see that 5 inch taint.

He was really apprehended by Mr. Marshall.