What day did the Lord create Skrillrex, and couldn't he have rested on that day too?

So, a lot of your guys are bothered by this news?  Did she disrespect you?  Did she disrespect your family?

First words after they started going out?

I have to watch Walking Dead.  Zombie shows are like pizza.  Even when they're bad, they're still pretty good.

On what day did the Lord create Chickenfoot, and couldn't he have rested on that day, too?

Where not to start should have said season 1(or maybe KTMA also).  Even the Brains didn't want those episodes rerun on CC.

40% of all car accidents are caused by women's hinders.

You guys want some peaches?

Dammit man, the Doobie Brothers broke up! Shit! When did that happen?

Do you want to own a burger joint, or do you want to appear to own a burger joint? It's an honest question. A lot of guys just want to appear to own a burger joint.

"I grew up on The X-Files."