I saw the cartoon for years before I watched Happy Days, and so was disappointed to find the latter had no time travel elements, no Cupcake and no Mr Cool.

Not heard it!

"Donald Glover as a cunnilingus-challenged classmate"
I read that as Danny Glover and had a horrible picture in my head before I realised my mistake. That mental picture is my gift to other readers.

I always thought the women in that were singing "Damn, I'm pretty". TLC's diction wasn't that good. I spent years wondering who "Jason Waterfalls" was in the song Waterfalls

Yes, she's another one, but I've mostly managed to avoid her music.

I never particularly liked Christina Aguilera's “Beautiful” either, for pretty much the same reasons Posehn hates Firework. Aguilera is too beautiful to be singing to ugly teens. But what really annoyed me is the line about "I am beautiful IN EVERY SINGLE WAY". What, including the literal standard meaning of…

It would be good if the owners of the Stig Larrson 'Girl With the Dragon Tattoo' books would let Stig's girlfriend write/complete the fourth book in the series. If her claim is true that a) She has extensive notes that he left behind and b) She helped write some of the first three, then a fourth book could feel like a…

Fuck you TOO @avclub-53ef3f6607f8a9d210d7ceb6c2eab5e8:disqus , if indeed you even HOLD such an august title. And yes, it's my real name. The B52s denigrated their OWN back catalogue with that song. And that's quite something from the band that featured the following lyrics:
"Hot, hot, hot, hot pants, hot pants, 
Sizzlin'…

@avclub-e4854c5608c54d96a6b3f76b9414a746:disqus "I just listened to Love Shack yesterday"

I've never thought of them as being similar. Not like the theme tunes for "To The Manor Born" and "Yes, Minister", which are similar I didn't even realise they weren't the same piece of music until recently.

They'd all start cooking Crystal Meth. Oh wait…

Or Jean-Michel Jarre.

I got about 250 pages in, and then thought: "There's another 500 pages or so of things getting steadily worse, and it already feels like hell". So I skipped to the last 50 pages, and didn't regret the decision at all.

@avclub-85b0faa88b92483cbe957df7eb9602cd:disqus  You're right – Love Shack is never medically necessary.

Rich people hurt too. Even lords.

That would make Love Shack cool, when in fact it's a horrific abortion of a song.

"Virginia Madsen  can currently be seen alongside Daryl Hannah, and Eric Roberts …"

"There's no evidence for it, but it's scientific FACT!".

I tried dating myself once, but gave up half-way through – it was the smutty jokes and crude remarks that finally did for me.

Can't argue with that.