Thank you Miller.

Ah, thanks. There are no commentary tracks on my VHS copy! This seems a bit of a cheat to me - bringing out the band one at a time, but actually having three people on the second track.

Ah that explains why sometimes during Heaven you hear Tina singing and I swear the footage shows her with her mouth closed. It always made me wonder if it wasn't actually supposed to be her singing. The concert version of Burning Down The House and Girlfriend is Better are both better than the album versions, to me.

I figure her for younger than she actually is, as I always remember her for playing Keifer Sutherland's daughter (and he's only 46).

And seeing as the show ended in 2010, I guess that means he was playing a grand-dad at 43 or 44. But seeing as time moved on quicker on the show's nine-year run than it did in reality (ironically, not in 'real time'), presumably he was supposed to be older than that. Plus his character must have been older than…

I was just looking at the lyrics to Mack the Knife. Quite grim for such a cheery song.

They certainly aren't cover versions.

Kiefer Sutherland is only 46, and she used to play his daughter. If they were in a show with him now I guess she'd be playing his love interest or his ex-wife, dumped for a younger model. That's Hollywood.

The proper term is 'Rom Zom Com'.

Your assumption incorrect. All his other adult stuff was short stories. I'm assuming Chen would discount the kids stuff, though I don't.

As far as I can recall, My Uncle Oswald was the only novel Roald Dahl ever wrote.

I don't get it.

Sorry. Isn't that a bit confusing, given that gas is also a fuel?

Yeah, cos he played a fireman in that film Fireproof, didn't he?

Balls

Wouldn't petrol be a better fuel to burn down an orphanage? Though I guess it would depend on how flammable the gas was.

Yeah but it's meant to be a cute picture, no? The monster looks like something HR Giger might dream about.

Cos the bear looks like it doesn't stand a chance. The monster could knock that bear aside by sneezing on it. The tone of the drawing is all wrong - the monster just looks too gruesome. If it had been drawn a la The Gruffalo, with a touch of whimsy, then I'd like it a whole lot better. Then it would have the air that…

Fast Five cleared $626m worldwide.

I don't get what's adorable about the pic. It looks like the precursor to some heart-wrenching act of violence.