Yes I do know what a parking meters are.

There's already been a version with John Lithgow playing Quixote. Casting Cleese in anything Lithgow has already played is just lazy, as they're so similar.

There's already been a version with John Lithgow playing Quixote. Casting Cleese in anything Lithgow has already played is just lazy, as they're so similar.

No, it involved sex (and no it wasn't about getting a bad tip after THAT).

No, it involved sex (and no it wasn't about getting a bad tip after THAT).

I know an actress who told me a not particularly nice story about him.

I know an actress who told me a not particularly nice story about him.

Hasn't Lemmy already been involved in things that would have been scandalous for any other kind of celebrity? Given what we already know he's done, what would it take for you to be scandalised?

Hasn't Lemmy already been involved in things that would have been scandalous for any other kind of celebrity? Given what we already know he's done, what would it take for you to be scandalised?

Wee means small in Scotch

Wee means small in Scotch

Yup. I'd heard it was great, so sat my girlfriend down to watch it. Started great - she LOVES the White Stripes, and sat happily through the opening credits. She left about three minutes after they finished. I'm angry that I stuck out for another 60 minutes, before just fast forwarding to Napoleon's dance at the end.

Yup. I'd heard it was great, so sat my girlfriend down to watch it. Started great - she LOVES the White Stripes, and sat happily through the opening credits. She left about three minutes after they finished. I'm angry that I stuck out for another 60 minutes, before just fast forwarding to Napoleon's dance at the end.

Yeah, but that's LUNCH. This is breakfast.

Yeah, but that's LUNCH. This is breakfast.

Perhaps hell is a concept that is common to all cultures, just something that all come up with, like Gods or Popeye.

Perhaps hell is a concept that is common to all cultures, just something that all come up with, like Gods or Popeye.

Episode 1 was a crushing disappointment. Episode III was pretty much unwatchable. I borrowed the DVD and found myself mostly fast forwarding through it.

Episode 1 was a crushing disappointment. Episode III was pretty much unwatchable. I borrowed the DVD and found myself mostly fast forwarding through it.

What are you talking about? It WAS bad!