He said WHEN his little sister was ten or eleven. That could have been decades ago…

Might be because he consistently both a) is weeping and b) has wood

Might be because he consistently both a) is weeping and b) has wood

"Of course they're all brown bunnies by the time I'm finished with them".

"Of course they're all brown bunnies by the time I'm finished with them".

I'm still embarrassed that it took me about 15 years to find out that Shock-G and Humpty Hump were actually the same person. "Wait, so he doesn't even have a fake nose?"

I'm still embarrassed that it took me about 15 years to find out that Shock-G and Humpty Hump were actually the same person. "Wait, so he doesn't even have a fake nose?"

Atheist jaws?

Atheist jaws?

Can you take it to the pool? The LIVERPOOL.

Can you take it to the pool? The LIVERPOOL.

Love the YouTube comments for The Dukes of Hazzard film. "Why didn't they get Danny Devito to play Boss Hogg"; "The first film was much better than this one".

Love the YouTube comments for The Dukes of Hazzard film. "Why didn't they get Danny Devito to play Boss Hogg"; "The first film was much better than this one".

By the way, I deliberately avoided making a penis/seminal gag in my first post, partly because I think it's cheap to crack jokes at the expense of people with funny names, but also cos I'm guessing you get cheesy gags in that vein all the time.

By the way, I deliberately avoided making a penis/seminal gag in my first post, partly because I think it's cheap to crack jokes at the expense of people with funny names, but also cos I'm guessing you get cheesy gags in that vein all the time.

Wiki has plot summaries for all the books, and describes the respective villains. I've looked at a few and they have different names but are generally a variation of a crappy big game hunter or bogus tour guide who passes himself off as knowing lots about animals and then trips up in an embarrassing way when he gets…

Wiki has plot summaries for all the books, and describes the respective villains. I've looked at a few and they have different names but are generally a variation of a crappy big game hunter or bogus tour guide who passes himself off as knowing lots about animals and then trips up in an embarrassing way when he gets…

I remember seeing a repeat in the 1980s, and not getting any further than seeing the fat kid was called Doughnut, and that he was forced to pull all these stupid "Oh oh spaghetti ohs!" expressions whenever he did anything stupid.

I remember seeing a repeat in the 1980s, and not getting any further than seeing the fat kid was called Doughnut, and that he was forced to pull all these stupid "Oh oh spaghetti ohs!" expressions whenever he did anything stupid.

I do remember a villain in one of them called something like "Skinks", cos his name was S.K.Inkham, or something like that. But I also remember thinking "He's very similar to XXXX", with XXXX being a villain in another one that I'd just finished.