you're a complete idiot concerning copyright law and immoral, but considering the main author would probably never write a spec script anyway, i'd say knock yourself out

no, because we're all properly educated about female anatomy.

Why were you expecting Evan Peters to be reasonable and affable. The writers said that they would reverse the actor's roles from good to evil this season. Evan was a good guy last season so I assumed he'd be on the dark side.

Crazy Intensity does not equal quality television. American Horror Story pulls out all the stops and throws every crazy idea they have against the wall, but only one of the two seasons worked for me.

I want to see this in a mathematical formula like they did w/Futurama.

Maybe this is a place to ask, what was the grossest image of the pilot?
For me, the eyeblood when the two guys were f'ing w/Tessa was the grossest and Katy Bates' blood mascara

I'm gonna now call him ZZZ boy, since you seem to be putting more thought into him than anyone else and that's an easier association to make.

Yep, can't disagree, pretty cool scene. But did she have to rape him? I thought she just had to get sexually excited around him?

It IS the Breaking Bad of comedies set in Philadelphia.

I feel like Frank wasn't specifically fantasizing about the others being killed, he just wanted to be free of the responsibility of thinking about others while he ate his hot dogs

Day all the way!

I regularly go skiing at places like Seven Springs, Liberty, Whitetail, Roundtop, and a lot of the Pennsylvanians tell me that their are dry counties and wet counties. If I'm not mistaken, Seven Springs is in a dry county which gets really frustrating for the staffers there.

I know, Dee's shown so few homosexual tendencies in relation to the other four, it's almost suspicious, right?

well, thanks for spoiling Rashomon, jerk

Let's start a kickstarter for James to write this script!

I think the concept worked and I love the show's balance of the experimental (the meta-episode Gang Recycles their Trash, the time-travelling Liberty Bell Episode
I think Mac was pretty strong, Dennis was kind of weird and why would he want to be neutered, I didn't get that. Charlie was too sweet.

I'm showing my stupidity but I didn't get that one (the hats and bras joke). Does she wear hats? I don't remember that….. And to the comments below me, no he still can't spell, it would make no sense for his subconscious to spell better than him. I can't do BC calculus in my sleep because I never got past pre-calculus…

I called that. I was looking at the clock and realizing one of their five stories had to be an anticlimactic 2-minute bit. Frank did win

Willard what? I think Dennis P. is right, Charlie's montage was a bit too unironically sweet for the show.

Peachers can bang, but they're generally banging for the sake of finding a marraige partner and looking for a life partner with a similar outlook on life as them. Also, he picked her up on the subway, right? I doubt a preacher would do that, he'd probably be set up through his church or something. Besides, Mindy did…