austin bernhardt? boo! someone else got hired to write for the AV Club that isn't me.

austin bernhardt? boo! someone else got hired to write for the AV Club that isn't me.

My cousin just got married last weekend after being divorced for 12 years. It's possible to be single for that long. I've been marrying age for roughly the span of the song and still haven't found that perfect someone. Maybe you want a single guy to be relatable to those people? But the main point I'm making is that…

My cousin just got married last weekend after being divorced for 12 years. It's possible to be single for that long. I've been marrying age for roughly the span of the song and still haven't found that perfect someone. Maybe you want a single guy to be relatable to those people? But the main point I'm making is that…

well, we're ok with unhappy endings nowadays. do you want every story in the movie theater to end happily?

well, we're ok with unhappy endings nowadays. do you want every story in the movie theater to end happily?

I think one thing I realize about my TV viewing habits is that the longer they delay a storyline, the more I like it. I really enjoyed the first half of this season because there was a mystery about Oscar/Angela's husband. I think it was like 5 or 6 episodes before Oscar divulged the exact nature of their…

I think one thing I realize about my TV viewing habits is that the longer they delay a storyline, the more I like it. I really enjoyed the first half of this season because there was a mystery about Oscar/Angela's husband. I think it was like 5 or 6 episodes before Oscar divulged the exact nature of their…

i don't like it at all. Why would I feel happy seeing a character who's meant to be perpetually single be paired up with someone unnecessarily? I don't understand the shipper mentality at all. I really hope it doesn't go further. Besides, I think she kissed him to shut him up. Talking about the scranton strangler…

i don't like it at all. Why would I feel happy seeing a character who's meant to be perpetually single be paired up with someone unnecessarily? I don't understand the shipper mentality at all. I really hope it doesn't go further. Besides, I think she kissed him to shut him up. Talking about the scranton strangler…

yeah, but i blame the writers for making andy a douche so suddenly when he could have easily just maintained the same steadiness as last season. the writers clearly transparently wanted andy to become a douche

yeah, but i blame the writers for making andy a douche so suddenly when he could have easily just maintained the same steadiness as last season. the writers clearly transparently wanted andy to become a douche

I didn't expect them to use that to write him off the show? haha

I didn't expect them to use that to write him off the show? haha

It seems like this ep. was more of a backdoor pilot to Dwight's beet farm show. Maybe they made this ep. before theuy cancelled it.

It seems like this ep. was more of a backdoor pilot to Dwight's beet farm show. Maybe they made this ep. before theuy cancelled it.

although to be fair, i think it's kind of in the show's bible that they're not that close. dwight would have realistically left jim without a second thought in tallahassee if he wasn't primed to be fired.

although to be fair, i think it's kind of in the show's bible that they're not that close. dwight would have realistically left jim without a second thought in tallahassee if he wasn't primed to be fired.

yeah, i don't think nellie's into Toby at all. She did kiss him to shut him up. Interesting how that will play out.

yeah, i don't think nellie's into Toby at all. She did kiss him to shut him up. Interesting how that will play out.