HAN: Sometimes when I'm flying in space at night I see two ships coming toward me. Fast. I have this sudden impulse to turn the wheel quickly, head-on into the oncoming star destroyer.

In Cimino's case also loads and loads of drugs.

It's not even my worst Oscar decision of the 90s and 2000s choice, not with the sanitized haliographic bullshit that A Beautiful Mind having won.

When you get down to it, Crash's only message seemed to be 'well some people like to claim like crazy to be not racist at all, but really aren't' and that 'racism isn't always overt'.
That's meant to be a progressive and brave take on race relations?
I mean if you're going to give a film about race an Oscar make it…

"It plays As Time Goes By on the piano, or else it gets the hose again."

I haven't done shit.Fuck movies and TV and comic cons filled with dorks and this place.
 Life's too short.

"Sam, Ziggy says you're going to have to bang all these hippies at Woodstock to get out of here"

1997 Yankees/Dodgers World Series?

Props. With rare exception it was deadly.

Questions Only is way more fun to play than watch someone else play.

Yeah I never liked Moving People, much preferred 'Stand, Sit, Bend/Stand, Sit, Lie Down' for the chaos it devolved into.

Whenever Carey inserted himself into a game it was death. He just didn't have the skills or ability to think that quickly on his feet.

Afraid not chief. In this version Tyler will get in a tryst with Mimi the office rodeo clown.

I would imagine a lot of the 'stand up is the peak' aspect has more than a little to do with how stand-ups were booked to appear on Carson etc and became household names possibly.
Whereas improv (until this came along) was always relegated to comedy clubs, and if you're good you might make it into a regular sketch…

Also Carey didn't have the same acid tongued withering putdowns that Anderson dispensed.
The Proops/Anderson war of sarcasm was priceless.

The weird part is he always had this attitude like Clive Anderson was intentionally picking on him like a school bully.

Bring back Tony Slattery!* 






* said nobody.

Man Wayne Brady really is lucky then, because they filled the same basic role on the show.

Wow, not to be morbid or anything, but the way Mike McShane looked like he was going to collapse after every game he participated in on the UK version, I'm shocked and pleasantly surprised he's still here.

He was the kind of idealist who lost his mind.