What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age!

When I could be bothered doing anything in this heat (which was hardly at all).
Fuck this weather and fuck weather websites that say 'it's 90 degrees, but feels like 103.
You're not helping.
Also I should have learned to swim, curse She.Buzz and her gym membership with a pool.

They also sound more than slightly pornographic.

I really , really just don't see it. Novels are way way down from it's peak (I'm guessing the 70s here, pre cable, video games etc), but I think novel reading, apart from the type that crosses over into being huge in the mainstream consciousness, has already declined to that anyway.
Put another way; I'm sure there was…

Homeboy by Seth Morgan.
 Really good depictions of the underbelly of 70s San Fran, and though the way he writes takes awhile to read comfortably (think Trainspotting) it's worth the effort.

Live Forever? I've seen it. I didn't make the connection between the two things, but it makes sense.

Generation X, Microserfs…uh yeah that's all I care to read. He's the Canadian version of Dave Eggers, and I don't mean that as a complement.

I liked the gritty reboot of the new testament where Jesus had a cape and was called Superman.

Cracked is Hemingway.

No because you're jumping on the same presumptive bandwagon that said all record labels would be done by now.
I really don't see it. What's the replacement? TV? Movies? If that was the case the novel would have been dead years ago.
Books, whether paper and ink or ebooks seem impervious to fashion and whims to a degree.
No…

You and Soderbergh need to elope.

Egg head likes his booky-book!

Expanding a dress size.

King Missile -America Kicks Ass

Needs more Kenny Powers offending Mexicans.

He means China.

I'll be sick.

Always and for everything.

This is why Madison invented calling in sick with a hangover in the Bill Of Rights.

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