This game looks drab as shit.

Tract* not track.

"Normally to catch these luminaries back to back to back, you would have to completely misuse your cable package"

Haha, very true. But there was a frankly ridiculous amount of films in the genre that didn't involve the God Of Gamblers and/or his Stephen Chow counterpart.

Remember that time during the Hong Kong cinema boom when they made God Of Gamblers and as a result there was just an absolute boatload of gambling-themed movies? If a Chinese magic movie was like that, it would be good.

I bloody hated the Donkey Kong Country games. I found the sprites really uncomfortable to maneuver. Something about the momentum seemed off, like the character animation didn't match the speed or responsiveness of the controls, for me.

Is that the one where it starts off as basically like the arcade original, but then keeps going past the end, expanding and making the formula weirder (for the better)?

Haha, yeah, 1996 was a different time. A more shameful time, really. Like others, that's the song that I just can't cope with on this album.

This band got so much better after the reunion.

I had this great idea once where what happens is Daniel Craig is being all moody and angsty and he says "I don't know who I am anymore"

That depends on whether you plan on writing an article about me.

It's okay guys, he's not well-hung at all.

So did you or your friend have a bigger penis?

Aw c'mon, not even a sneaky peek in the change rooms?

Look, there's really not much more to this than "We beat Star Wars to it! Fuck yeah!" is there?

It would be good if they released this with re-done CGI replacing the Star Wars footage, and music that was just license-fee-dodgingly different from John Williams, and everyone was happy for two seconds about finally having Turkish Star Wars on Blu Ray before commenting on the horror that was the fact that it had…

The only reason I ever come onto the AV Club is to see if someone has managed to organise a guest appearance of Tucker on Veep.

Doom, man. About 5 or 6 years ago I replayed it for the first time since I was a little kid, and I still had all the muscle memory and new every secret and layout of every level, but I kept getting my ass handed to me, and it took me a while to realise that it was because when I was little I would just IDDQD and IDFA…

Refn doing a Seijun Suzuki riff would be something to behold, I think.

Yeah, the misunderstanding's on me there. I said "the female actor" because I thought it gave the post a funny tone, like "generic female actor". I wasn't making a gendered comment, so I should have been clearer. Or funnier, maybe