PUT OUT, PUTIN! Stop being such a virgin nerd + let the pussy out. You look like an old dick.

two extra holes technically

two extra holes technically

Grab Your Balls was Bea Arthur

Grab Your Balls was Bea Arthur

or Fart-Truster.

or Fart-Truster.

Still - it's something. I would've waited for the next train.

Still - it's something. I would've waited for the next train.

Just wanna reiterate that I'm speaking in generalities here, lest I be pegged as some sort of Lana Del Ray defender. Still haven't heard her music, don't know a lick about her really. I only cruise the web for the sailor pictures and Del Ray stumbled right in the path of one here.

Just wanna reiterate that I'm speaking in generalities here, lest I be pegged as some sort of Lana Del Ray defender. Still haven't heard her music, don't know a lick about her really. I only cruise the web for the sailor pictures and Del Ray stumbled right in the path of one here.

I prefer it when bands and singers play well live too - specifically if I've gone to see them perform live. Otherwise, not really a big deal. It hardly helps a musician to do something like perform on SNL if they know live performance is a problem for them, but I imagine there is commercial pressure to do it anyway.…

I prefer it when bands and singers play well live too - specifically if I've gone to see them perform live. Otherwise, not really a big deal. It hardly helps a musician to do something like perform on SNL if they know live performance is a problem for them, but I imagine there is commercial pressure to do it anyway.…

To be fair, I do have sympathy for musicians who don't like performing. Its not like its the same thing as writing/playing/recording music on your own. Since 99.9% of my own music consumption is from recordings - which is probably the case with most folks - it seems silly and old-timey that musicians would be required…

To be fair, I do have sympathy for musicians who don't like performing. Its not like its the same thing as writing/playing/recording music on your own. Since 99.9% of my own music consumption is from recordings - which is probably the case with most folks - it seems silly and old-timey that musicians would be required…

A teen sounds a bit long in the tooth for the sidekick job too, but the Pope needs developed pitching arms now that he's had to switch positions.

A teen sounds a bit long in the tooth for the sidekick job too, but the Pope needs developed pitching arms now that he's had to switch positions.

^Good one. I like how terrible that joke makes me feel when I say 'good one' too. Are you part German? I hope I don't post this. A guilty 'like' would suffice. jesus. For real I feel awful for those girls….nngh…. *whipCRACK*

^Good one. I like how terrible that joke makes me feel when I say 'good one' too. Are you part German? I hope I don't post this. A guilty 'like' would suffice. jesus. For real I feel awful for those girls….nngh…. *whipCRACK*

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