Watchmen
No "The." Watchmen.

Or so you think!

PETA wants you to stop eating Sea Kittens.

You have to resurrect Allen Funt if you want to to agree to film that…

Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would make us watch Eyes Wide Shut and dance about on…

C is for Cookie, taken in moderation, of course.