Maxine might just be my favorite SD song.

King Crimson has been described as "music to stab your wife to". The Lizard album is "music to saw logs to", because that is what I did earlier today.

I saw the Rue McClanahan stripper movie a day or two before she died. So my personal eulogy was "I saw her naked".

I saw the Paperboy 2000 at a car show. That was the only reason I went - cars suck.

West Atrium Mall in Dallas, Texas, actually. RENEW!

Suddenly, I want to hear a phase-shifted ARP string ensemble.

Is that an MST3K reference? Maybe it's time for another random … No, it's not. RENEW!

RENEW! RENEW!

What's this, a hundred dollar bill? Step aside.

I "accidentally" hear album-length snippets of Genesis just about everyday.

My cat's name is Mittens.

The moose in charge of season 4 has been sacked.

Imma let you finish but 21st Century Schizoid Man, because that is the extent of my interest in Kenya and what he does, and I am old. The last album I bought was Larks Tongues in Aspic again

Letterman hasn't been funny since he stopped doing the NBC Bookmobile bit.

"Whoops, I blew it, it's a moth"

Papa John's rightzoid politics means I can no longer eat my favorite pizza-flavored laxative. The Koch bros. made Brawny paper towels a force of evil. Stay away from my Pop'ems, Illuminati!

She's presenting like a mandrill!

I would stick with Space Mutiny, although your girlfriend might find you inadequate after seeing Bolt van der Huge.

Evel Knievel, you got nothing on me.

I'm glad they finally released 13 on CD. I know it's only a compilation, but it's absence has always bothered my completist compulsion.