My pants are full of Matmos.

This was our go-to quote movie in college - blame it on the bossanova.

Macallan. THE Macallan.

Macallan. THE Macallan.

I majored in Astronomy, so have no interest in sport. Perhaps I should have said MOAT VONARCHIST!

As a life-long Marylander (who lives in California), I much appreciated the two Maryland references (,hon). As a devout Diamondback reader, I now know why it took me 5.5 years to graduate. GO TERPS!

I only looked at this to find the 'reacharound' joke, so thanks for that. Also, thanks CTRL-F.

I only looked at this to find the 'reacharound' joke, so thanks for that. Also, thanks CTRL-F.

Topographic Oceans, Topographic Oceans, followed by Topographic Oceans.

Topographic Oceans, Topographic Oceans, followed by Topographic Oceans.

YouToob has no clips of Mike doing a semi-Wakeman organ gag (from 'The Amazing Transparent Man', MST3K #623). Damn you, YouToob!

YouToob has no clips of Mike doing a semi-Wakeman organ gag (from 'The Amazing Transparent Man', MST3K #623). Damn you, YouToob!

Huddle Club or GTFO. Seriously, GTFO.

Huddle Club or GTFO. Seriously, GTFO.

That cascade Kustom Frankenstein makes me feel guilty about owning a black 250-4.

That cascade Kustom Frankenstein makes me feel guilty about owning a black 250-4.