In the nineteenth century, Hokkaido was only recently fully colonized by the Japanese, and not considered a core part of Japan yet in public consciousness. 

Eh. I’m not worried. If the world ends, I have a bunch of survival videos bookmarked on Youtube.

She didn’t dig the Melvins? That must have been a real Heartbreaker.

Some sort of god/Jesus/spiritual whatsits was my first thought. Especially in relation to Kanye. But then the others don’t fit quite so well. It would be kinda weird to abandon that contrasting mechanism so early in.

I think the narrator is God. “I am the Kanye West Kanye West thinks he is”. It fits!

speaking purely for myself, with my best (if somewhat dusty) english-student cap on, I’d hazard a guess that if you’re familiar with some of his best lyrics it suffers somewhat by comparison - also as someone else mentioned some of what I take to be the intended irony of what appear to be claims he makes regarding…

The lyrical I is pompous, out of touch, and untested.

Plus, I mean, it’s pretty much 100% certain that Kanye West has been called an asshole, like, a TON of times.

How come  Bruce Springsteen doesn’t play more movie villains?

In 2002, a joint Navy-Coast Guard effort searched the King Diamond II, a Hong Kong-based ship sailing under the American flag.

“I say, there should be a total ban on making new movies for the next ten years so that the world can get caught up on the movies that already exist.”

I organised my Archie digests this week. They take up six feet of shelf space! You’d think seeing them all together in a great mass like this would shame me from ever buying another one. But during an existential crisis at the grocery checkout only an Archie or a Kinder Egg can restore meaning to the world. And I’m…

It finally hit me that Joaquin’s joker reminds me of Bill Murray in Quick Change.

“We were happy to learn he was accidentally shot to death.”

The correct response from the Brewer’s Association would have been, “Nah. Craft beer’s pretty good.” 

You’re right and it sucks

“It is, of course, the 1980s, era of big T-shirts (Sabbath, Crüe), big couches, and Reagan. He is older, with a tough guy’s tattoos.”

They came, and they stopped her from breathing.

New Low, Bosse-de-Nage and especially Marissa Nadler. Good month for me!

I will Survive, covered by Cake