I thought the Mercedes plotline was the WORST part of the episode, not the best. We've seen a variation of the "Mercedes has low self-confidence and/or thinks she should be the star instead of Rachel" plot at least six times on the show. She wasn't demanding tater tots or puppies-as-towels this time, so I guess it was…

For the record, there was an episode of "Happy Days" where a guy literally jumped over a shark, and it was the BEST one.

At this point, I think I'd rather watch 22 episodes of the "Sesame Street" parody of "Glee:" http://www.youtube.com/watc…

YES.

"So when Tim visits, Bert's design is all, 'Yeah, I'm a soggy black towel with some dog collars and shit, what are you gonna do about it?' And Tim, well, he's speechless. He looks at Bert's phoned-in pile of crap and takes a long, deep breath. His crestfallen sigh speaks to the heartbreak of a nation—a nation that was…

Quotes
It speaks to the immense quotability of this show that "Daddy horny, Michael" definitely wouldn't have made my top 10 list of most memorable AD lines.

Forget Houston. Come to Dallas. … Please?

Guys and dolls! We're just a bunch of crazy guys and dolls!

http://www.youtube.com/watc…

The best part about the "Cory kills everyone in his dreams" episode?

Exactly. It's not that they need Sam in particular. They just need at least 12 students to be allowed to compete.

Even more than Will…
Quinn's character has changed drastically from season one to two. What on earth happened to the somber Quinn who was pregnant last season? Where is the weary teen who sang "It's A Man's Man's Man's World?" It feels like that gravitas disappeared with her baby and left us with this shallow…

Twilight
The books are terrible in general, but the series as a whole is better served by ending before the bizarre "Breaking Dawn."

Reminds me of that Mickey short from the 1990s
Anyone else remember "Runaway Brain?" Rewatching it now, it's a fun little short — but it scared the hell out of me as a kid. http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…

I said twout instead of trout.

Punk ass book jockeys.

Engage with Zorp!
Worth it for the town slogans and whatever they'll have Jerry and Ron contribute.

Spaaaaaaaace Cases! Good stuff.

I just don't think a cappella can ever be sexy. Ever.

I love the episode of "Hey Arnold" where they go on a field trip to see "Carmen" and Arnold falls asleep and dreams he and his friends are in the opera.