Have a creepy time with Sweet Lime.

Angel? He was pretty sober, considering he couldn't get drunk.

Someone had a late night and an iTouch (me).

Everything aside,

As a fan, I'm reading that as a compliment.

Sung Tongs is the best, duh. Feels is great but Strawberry Jam would be better if it was longer. Unless you include Water Curses, which is a way better EP than Grass.

Yeah, I know. They bitch all the time about not getting to watch it on Thursdays with CSI. Which totally fucks with my gaming schedule, yo!

We have to go back!…to watching Survivor, 8pm Thursdays on CBS.
-My parents

No Full House? Or am I the only one who's dreamt of having 3 gay dads?

Aw. I was really hoping for something awesome out of Ted Griffin ever since Terriers went R.I.P.

Will I be able to get a shirt with just a picture of Daniel Craig on it?
DAMN I'LL GET SO MUCH PUSSY(galore)

You want any cocaine?
Naw.

BRA-ZILLLLLLLLLL!!

50 high-class is 38 middle.

"Uh-oh. Batman's crying."

Anyone listen to the Bryan Cranston Wtf? S'fucking good.

TERRIERS!
Is it too soon to say Terriers?

I hear the AV Club is the Black Swan of entertainment newspaper sites.

I agree with pretty much all of this. I go to the school a couple of these guys went to and I have yet to find a person who doesn't admit this as their favorite show. I've only seen a few episodes, and it's okay, but I care so little about the characters, and it's not funny enough to keep my attention away from better…

"I will no longer feast on flesh with you!" has to be the best breakup line ever.