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Resident Evil: A near-future universe with the technology to instantly turn any living thing into a terrifying Bio Organic Weapon, yet still hasn't developed a gun that can load more than 10 bullets.

I believe you could also use the hammer to wail on his tail.

Pffft….. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Honestly, I don't care. This was my last season. Done.

Oh, man. I never bothered with late-period Whitney & Bobby. So I don't know how bad it really was publicly at that point.

I'm no theologian. I don't know who or what God is, exactly. But I do know He's a force more powerful than Mom and Dad combined.

My problem with the MotionPlus sword-swinging:
- Enemy demands I swing left-to-right.
- I move the controller to my left, as I would a sword.
- Controller registers a right-to-left motion.
- FUCK!

Let us not forget the awful play control. HATED the directional waggle-sword. Even TP's control was far superior with a simple shake.

Probably taught me the fallibility of my father.

Exactly my argument. It not about how often a song is *played*, it's about how often it's *heard.*

The mechanics & concept of this remind me so much of de Blob.

Viewtiful Joe?

Thinking about this last night… it's probably because the clown is the only real horror trope chugging along. It's been driven home that the freaks are not to be feared. Their story line is little more than a straightforward police procedural. That leaves the clown as the only scary thing.

My thought during the toy store scene was, "how can that kid not smell him?"

Confirmed.

Tinky tonka tonk tink.

M'yes?

I believe it's called Radiant Orchid.

Correct.

And then when Nintendo does cater to the "hardcore gamerz", they don't buy it anyway. So why complain?