You should take into consideration that Germany dubs all its TV and movies to their native language, and humor doesn't really translate well. I would guess that 30 Rocks brand of humor is especially difficult to cross over.

@Hot Diggity
Your optimism is endearing to me. Go forth and seek the caviar.
I raise a glass in your honor and wish you godspeed.

@Hot Diggity
If you believe a small pebble poop from excitement constitutes scat play, I would advise you not to reply to any of those ads on craigslist. You might get more than you bargained for

Your Thursdays, sir, are easily spoiled

I once had relations with a girl in Ace Frehley make up.

Love Gun is a song about a penis. And that is awesome!

Vol IV is out already?
Dammit, I haven't reached the end of vol III yet.

Did you all know that Toby Keith has been invited to weave his country magic at the Nobel Peace Prize ceremony this year?
Wouldn't it be great if he sung an awesome, flag-rallying song about fucking up some ah-rabs and then proceeded to hand out the Nobel Price for Most Awesomest Kill in a Low Budget Slasher Flick?

Nah. That happens all the time.

No shit?
I stand corrected. I still believe that there's just one guy going after you though.

Wasn't there an earlier movie with the dude from X-files about a body snatching monster that looked pretty much exactly like the Jason worm from Goes to Hell? Or did a dream that?

I support the OP here. I think I was 25 years old (and really, really cold) before I was able to close a sleeping bag again.
I have, however, never been afraid of machetes or chainsaws.

I know, it's tasteless…
…but if I were a racist drunk (as opposed to the compassionate drunk I am) I'd start a white power rap group called The Wotan Klan. And we'd be hatin like a motherfucker.

So what's the deal with the guy pretending to be MBS one second, only to change name and troll TomWaits the next?
I get a life for a couple of months, and upon returning things are all weird here and stuff.

B double E double R U N
Beer run!

22 Acacia Avenue is mine.

I might travel to a far away place and see Gwar this summer.
Shit like that gets me excited.

I never liked Tool. Don't really hate them, but every month at sacrifice I usually drop them into an incantation or two.

Charlie don't cheat!

Last one there is a penis pump!