He shut up just like a girl in math class.

Matter of Trust

Ode on a Grecian Zombie:

The Autobiography of Zombie X as told to Alex Haley

Don Quizombie

A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Zombies
Paradise Lost with Zombies
The Purgatorio
Lolita or How I loved an underaged zombie
Beowulf and the Zombie's Mother

Fiona complained about Michael's lack of an air conditioner, implying that she was hot, but the protrusions in her shirt told a different story.

Not sure about the song but I am a fan of Michael Daves who was playing guitar so I'll refrain from saying too many bad things about the performance.

I read an article one time in which the writer was interviewing the owner/founder of American Apparel and the interviewer made a point to note that the guy had to step away 6 times during the interview to "relieve" himself, so apparently the advertisements hasve the same effect on him.

Agreed on stand-up comedy. I rarely find anyone that I think is funny enough to hold a stage for an hour. I thought Eddie Izzard's Dress to Kill was hilarious but have thought that everything since was complete dreck. I found Dave Chapelle's "Killin' them Softly to be quite good but have sat through every single…

I had always wondered why the AVClub would not let me adopt the Assyrians name as my userid. Now I know who to blame.

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1) Mannequin 2 - The damn song from this movie would probably move me just as much today as it did when I was 12.