Is there full frontal?

Is there full frontal?

Thank you for setting the hipsters straight.

Thank you for setting the hipsters straight.

Starfucker.

Starfucker.

I'm struck by how good "That Lucky Bitch That Gets to Fuck David Beckham" looks at a normal weight, with her real tits and no plastic surgery.

I'm struck by how good "That Lucky Bitch That Gets to Fuck David Beckham" looks at a normal weight, with her real tits and no plastic surgery.

If you got a boner from Piper Laurie's character in "Carrie" - you are a demented fuck.

If you got a boner from Piper Laurie's character in "Carrie" - you are a demented fuck.

Come on Hollywood!  Have an original idea!  I have faith in you!  I like exclamation points!

Come on Hollywood!  Have an original idea!  I have faith in you!  I like exclamation points!

Spoiler Alert! JESUS!

Spoiler Alert! JESUS!

There's no "I" in "team".

There's no "I" in "team".

Wicked ass crush on that dude right there.

Wicked ass crush on that dude right there.

I've always liked him.  Although he's always looked dirty to me, like you'd definitely ask him to shower first.

I've always liked him.  Although he's always looked dirty to me, like you'd definitely ask him to shower first.