I want a fully executed video for Larry's "Baby Can You Dig Your Man," so bits can be interpolated into his backstory and they can cross market it. Jack White as Larry please.

Please god somebody, ANYBODY, come up with something other than a literal and on-the-nose deus ex machina as the climax. Was there something wrong with a malfunctioning nuke going off without being touched by the Hand of God!?

Doesn't even need milk and just leave the cream on the bed.

Movies are three stories. The first is the story as written, the second the story as it is acted and shot. The third, and most important because it is the final version that becomes widely known, is the story as edited.

Bothans also turned out to be manipulative scumbags as a culture, duplicitous and opportunistic. Effective and unlikable enough to be expendable. Perfect spies.

Holy shit! Morgan Freeman on RR! God's about as A-list as it gets. Unless you get Clooney or one or both halves of Brangelina. No offense, He Who is called I Am.

"All Along the Watchtower" makes me flash back and forth from the visuals of Watchmen the comic to Watchmen the movie, as Rorschach and Nite Owl approach Karnak. The entirety of Band of Gypsys at the Fillmore East puts me in mind of the first time I ate psychedelic mushrooms.

"I bent my Wookie!"

Fuck yeah, 3:10 to Yuma. Remake or not that is one fuck of a good western. Foster excels as the pure sociopath that even Crowe, the killer with a code, recoils at becoming. Christ, is he grimy deep-fried and hammered shit-looking in that. Still charming and sexy in a reptilian way though.

We know and, once upon a simpler time, we loved you for it. Alas, Happy Gilmore ended and we were left with happy memories and you with the keys to the kingdom of getting paid shitloads of money to go on vacation. Kudos good sir!

No Ann Reinking? No deal!

I, for one, will never travel to Rand McNally ever again!

Getting gay with GreenPeace is here!

Tom Six.

THE ANT IS THE MAN, THE MAN IS THE ANT!

Or the ribwich.

I'd really Wannsee that.

I'll have to reserve personal judgment until I've seen it. This seems to run counter to other reviews I've read. I hope Dave is wrong because Filth is my favorite Welsh novel and I really like Prof. McX.

I randomly think of Simpson's bits (shocking I know!) and my mind often settles on some excellent work by Hartman. Rewatching the golden years (you know the ones) I have a special joy at all the classic Hutz and McClure moments.

I came here for the Phil Hartman thread. And it's wonderful.