This is bullshit. Fuck Stummies. My empire is CRUMBLING!

That makes us practically related.

You never grow old, you never die. But you must feed.

Agree. Wolvie had a juicy role in the canon DoFP and in the Dark Phoenix arc. I have no problem focusing on Logan when narratively appropriate but there is severe wastage of great characters and actors, Marsden as Cyke in particular.

In movie lingo that's known as "stakes."

I love Wolvie and Jackman as Wolvie but Ellen Page as Kitty should've been headlining this upcoming flick.

Unglaublich!

Me and Oates model our lives on Morris and Jerome.

No, no that's your mom's typical critique. She has confided to me that he's nearly my equal as a lover.

How about a beer?

Its atmosphere and tone reminded me of Freeway, another modern crime fairy tale. I think the most breath-taking example in the movie are the real-life child devouring monsters that Ms. Farmiga dispatches mercilessly. I am her fan for life due to that sequence.

Both are quite good. I expected to like Joyride and was not disappointed with the Duel-like thrills. I always thought Running Scared was going to be a half-baked American Wanna-be Ritchie twitch-fest. Seeing it I admit it was stylistically similar but was elated with its non-stop intensity and over the top…

Thank God Wednesday and Puggsley finally came around to help Gary with his vision.

Back the fuck up! Back up! You know who you fuckin' with? You know who you fuckin' with, on the Turkey Day Inventory comment board, on the AV Club?!

They missed the post Thanksgiving leftover "Freshmaker" sandwich episode when Ross finally snaps and screams "My sandwich?! MY SANDWICH?!" at his boss when the douche cold-bloodedly eats it. I hated him at the time but fuck Ross got some of the funniest bits. And he should've eaten the smaller Friends of course.

Forfty percent of people know that.

For the Allman's I'd choose the bridge of "Blue Sky," my all time favorite AB song (and a contender for my top twenty, no, fifty).

What a wicked game… that's played in a post-apocalyptic wasteland.

Bruce Campbell as the lead in the Obama biopic or gtfo!

They're righteous cans.