I want to like this one billion times.

I used to work for a restaurant that did alot of catering and had the food concession at the mid-size venue in Salem OR (the Armory, shout-out bee-yotches!). I met Dave Grohl because of this. I also worked many concerts that had billings of three or four Nortec, cumbia, tejano and other narcocorrida style bands…

That is the answer and the correct direction. The remaining questions are in the details and the precise path to take. I personally and morally believe in full legalization, including hard drugs, maintenance programs and needle exchanges etc. From a pragmatic standpoint I think certain things need to be addressed…

I think it's in Mexico, possibly the Sinaloans around Matamoros, but I've read about a sorceror employed by a superstitious cartel leader who's mojos and hojos are in high demand as wards of protection. Where it gets interesting is that this sorceror employs necromantic black magic, using body parts of human…

I'm a huge King fan and thought it was one of his latter-day best. And, as a fan of It as well, I thought the Derry interlude was particularly effective. I like fan-service callbacks and it served its purpose as a test of the effectiveness of the time-travel murder prevention ploy. King really seems to have special…

How's the turnip juice treating you?

I raise my strong pimp-hand and salute you with a flick of leftover blow from my extra long pinky fingernail good sir!

Yes.

I'd believe your so-called "story" if you weren't an obvious Time Marauder from the 33rd century.

There is! It's available on bake-hardened burlap cards, printed with vegan ink, and only for sale on Etsy.

4.)Go Fuck Yourself Libtard, MS

I knew there was a reason I took her as my lover.

He's probably eating a sweetmeat of a recent victim.

I would murder someone (about which I'd compose a ballad) for a ticket.

No Miss Mayor, the umpire is Lieutenant Marty McFly.

I'm gonna guess that this is a stealth quad-quel to BTTF and that bandage face is Marty (cheaply skirting MJF's paycheck and the fact he can't habla Espanol) who has been driven mad in his quest to finally reinvent Doc's flux capacitating time travel technology. Marty's insanity has turned him into a self-mutilator…

And Rhymecop to crucify Yeezus.

Secret Wars? Wrong.

Who is this?!

How does your rule of thumb hold up when you examine Project MK-ULTRA?