Karen Silkwood didn't even need to change her name for porn.

Don't forget the full and pert backside!

In Big Love she was Amanda Seyfried's…   Uh, first spiritual stepmom?
Whatever, Bill Paxton.

Jay Baruchel as Bob Guccione
Danny McBride as Al Goldstein

I'm distracted by her consistently, regardless of what decade she is evoking.

Is it axiomatic?  Does cultural suckiness unfailingly result in punk of one type or another?

One must remember a sizable plurality of said turkeys were of the jive variety.

Agora man, Agora.  Wow, just wow.

GOTTA LET IT OUT!

In the plus column:  Amanda Seyfried naked.

No, it was Billy Ray Valentine fronting for Louis Winthrop III.

As you can see, Jeff is really into Asian shit.

It was the fuckin' meatman!
I break her in and he takes off with her!

Buuuyyyy Buuushhhwooodd?!  Youooouuuu babooooonn!

I knew a guy in college, great golfer, could've turned pro.  But, senior year he was caught night-putting, putting at night.  With the fifteen year old daughter of the dean.  You know what his name was?

Ahoy polloi!

Fuck that Dangerfield diction!

I was booorn to love you!
I was booorn to lick your face!
I was booorn to rub you,
But you were born to rub me first.

Ooohhhh, Billybillybillybillybillybilly.

My single favorite joke in WHAS.  Thank you for nudging me to picture it.