Lou raised the prices.  He's been losing at the track.

Except when backflip-surfing on top of Styles' delivery van.

Please coach…
This all I know.
Don't make me beg.

Watchmites.

"Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow?" and his run on Image's Supreme are excellent directions to take with the seemingly omnipotent ubermensch archetype.

Two and a Half Gentlemen of Verona.

Celebrate Touch Rick Berman Day.

Agent Foster Grant.  How are you doin'?

Really?  I'd have thought the count to be much higher.  Such is their command of the language that they subliminally communicated the existence of at least 651 additional  'fucks' in the subtext.

Jack Walsh was a fully formed character, yes.  He was not a concept like anxiety-ridden gangster or uptight ex-spook future in-law of Ben Stiller.  Dramatic and comedic beats let DeNiro express this:  The playful whiparound with the FBI badge he steals from Moseley, his recurrent ulcer and broken watch issues, the…

You lied to me first!

His career is just another thing to thank Michael Mann for.

Be sure to speak into the microphone!

Lemonheads and the whole line of cheapjack candy boxes were a dime each!  Yes!

I think one could subtract the most explicit moments while keeping intact the visceral psychological context of tormenting Gordon with implied harm to Barbara.  Her emergence as Oracle is canon (*angelic music plays*CANNNNNONNNNNN!) and the predicating spinal injury could be dramatized minus the sexual…

Tonight several ship-jumping snarketeers died at Dissolve.

Moore, as he does with his personal and studio owned properties, really works the ol' word magic with Supes.  If he reads any MSM or e-media, it must seem to him, sitting in his hobbithole smoking pipeweed, that the circulating meme of "it's soooo hard to write a story about Superman" is the largest crock of Ent-shit.

Who Watches the AVClub articles about Watchmen activities such as, I don't know, Watching?

Ohhhh!  He was limping!  Well that settles it, limpers never lie, limpers are famous for telling the truth!

Righ2ous Kill2: I Wasn't Using These Oscars Anyway