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Everyone knows Joe couldn't protect a warm cup of piss.

And "Kid Charlemagne" by Steely Dan.

Be advised wuss-rock fans, turn and run!

Of that Sweet Air!

The celestial ballet continues.

Sounds to me like  you haven't got past the sniffin' butts stage.

Contemplate this on the Tree of Woe.  Crucify him.

I think you're right ABC.  I must've confused the IRA infighting from Patriot Games, also starring the Bean, with this plot-point. 

I still love the flick and have many theories of my own about it, rivalling my burgeoning body of theory about Heathers.

This is just how I feel, and very similar to the circumstances of my fandom.

Doesn't Kevin's dad seem like he's gettin' a bit of a kick out of screwing with his son and his buddies without wanting to come right out and be a total asshole authority figure?

Dude, I paid for the beer.

If your mom did that without a word then she exhibited silent lucidity.

Pimps don't commit suicide.

The Limey and Out of Sight are my two faves of Soderbergh.  If neither of them is a masterpiece then they can't be more than a brushstroke or two shy.

Canon or not you will never convince me that Michelle Rodriguez is not a Yuuzhan Vong psycho agent from beyond our galaxy.  Hard to believe she has time to do movies between paingasming and violent espionage.

Speaking of Bogart I can think of certain classic that incorporates the backstory of years before seamlessly.  You may have heard of it.

Speaking as a production professional I am fairly sure that light conditions are in some way important to cameras.

Bowling ball!

When I get to college all I'm gonna do is bangbangbangbangbangbangbangbang!