I might be your cousin!  I really like the episode of Friends when Ross wears leather pants!

STEAL A CAR!

Zooey certainly embiggens me brahs.  Amirite?

He's come back from his sexy galactic explorations to help Lane, Monique and Charles De Mar completely restore a 1965 Shelby Cobra 427 by polishing the dashboard, replacing a fuse, and topping off the gas tank.  All in a Thomas Dolby accompanied montage.

Consensual incest.  (only applies to John Phillips)

She's just on drugs.  Sheesh!  Don't you know anything about famous people?

You took a three day old dump in public surrounded by strangers?

I disliked the song until I heard this version about the monsters.  Good show Children's Television Workshop.

Or should I just scoop successive layers of soup skin off to make tomato soup cold cuts for my quirkwich?

(as Howard Stern)

"He mentioned that there was a sale on Wagner, Wagner!"

A man works hard all day he should expect to come home to a normal ham dinner, not…   Bastard brine!

Nobody rocked the bearclaw as well until Alex P. Keaton showed up on the pop culture radar scope.

Sarah Polley's mom?  It was some good fuckin' ham.

I live in the same hemisphere as these guys.

You're not a Communist are you?  I won't have Communists in my car…  No Christians either!

Al Pacino once threw him through a plate glass window.

Would Terri Gross ask Tom Petty that?

*walks close to the inestimably lovely and brilliant Sarah Polley and whispers urgently into her ear* Go!

Let the midnight special,
shine a light on me.
Let the midnight special,
shine a light on me….