Or what to fuck?

It's not even the best Gondry film. Be Kind, Rewind motherfathers!

I don't know who I'd get. No clue at all.

Let me tell you about this youtube channel cinema sins…

I think turkeys are Zoroastrians. I constantly hear them singing like Freddie Mercury.

Except those Staffordshire ones. A lot of people don't like those.

Now i'm unclear on unclear.

Is he singing 'First Cut is the Deepest' because it was written by Yusuf Islam, aka Cat Stevens?

I mean, Pol Pot had all the smart people executed in Cambodia in an actual, real-life version of Idiocracy. What was the result there: what do their Starbucks serve? What's the most popular show on their TV network?

I got a Fugazi notification for this?

I'd say Wall-E over Idiocracy for sure.

Learn to swim, motherfather!

Network?

That's a pretty big passport. And it can't be made of standard paper!

I thought the thing to do was to lie about the actual reason they're in the country.*

Keep Houston oppressively hot.

Escape Club and Timbuk 3.

Much rather have Simple Minds and INXS with a Michael Hutchence hologram.

My mom is a boomer and she'd be excited about this. Me, not so much.

Have they ever even eaten a Denny's Pancake?