I crave Cream Soda on road trips. Twizzlers are also a big road trip staple for my family, although by the end of a longer trip we don't want to see another bag for a while.

I actually like the change to Mist Twist, it has more of a citrus flavor that old Sierra Mist ever did.

I miss the tale of the tape.

*Checks instragram picture of Padma and Kristen together.

Well, this is a big step forward in the important 'Ron Funches on every tv show' plan. Not sure I'm going to watch much, though. Kinda meh.

I love shrimp! Shrimp cocktail, shrimp scampi, shrimp puffs, shrimp kabob, peanut butter and shrimp sandwiches, shrimp milkshakes, shrimp wine…










Count Shrimpula cereal.

Which Springsteen album is 'Embraced by the Light' on? I don't own anything past The Wild, the Innocent…

Have you tried roasted? A few french fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce?

No room for Green Card?

I believe it's pronounced gwak-a-mol.

Bob's dad.

I keep thinking it's Andy Kaufman.

What are you thoughts on 'Fools Rush In?" I…might have paid money to see that in the theater.

Or John Paul Jones.

Well, the show does sorta feature a hologram?

Lawn, etc…

My apartment is infested with Koala Bears. Cutest infestation ever.
-Mitch Hedberg

Fitness Gram Pacer test is the winner.

It's not a navy boat, it's a gravy boat!








Filled with bravery, savory, sailor folk

Yeah, Milana Vayntrub is pretty great.