Can someone help this article's author, he's in hell.

Bite people on the arm.

They nominated nearly three women.

didjeetyet? wonto?

He's definitely made at least $300 selling the Patti Lapel pins.

Probably brainwashed by that cult again.

We'll fix it in post.

I read that in a Columbo voice.

How do you know he's not limiting supply to artificially raise the price? Sounds like something he'd do!

If it's in Virginia City, the Bucket of Blood is a saloon from the mining days that got its name from the fact that its owners died gruesomely and in rapid succession.

I downloaded 'A Hole in Texas' by Herman Wouk to celebrate his survival of 2016. He wrote it more than a decade ago at age 89. It's pretty good.

'Photograph' is not dopey at all. But technically not a Beatles song (merely co-written by George). So, maybe?

Dire straits.

Do they have French fries in England?

I get a lot of Sheer Terror, which is cool.

Would prefer Nasim Pedrad hosting as Aziz.

Matt G, is that you?

Wasn't 'Chips' Hardy one of Steve Martin's aliases in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels?

Just do your best, do everything you can
Don't you worry what their bitter hearts are gonna say.

I do believe us loyal fans of cowboy mouth have claimed mouthers, damn it.