I would have thought he'd go back to Rockville.

Do you think they were nervous at all scheduling a heavily promoted TV birthday for Tony Bennett in a year where a stiff breeze kills 10 beloved celebrities?

Yeah, around here the police are guaranteed three hours of overtime to work road closings for road races. And most are less than 10 miles, so it's an hour or less of actual work for 3 hours pay. Nice racket.

Temple of Doom

Herman Wouk is still with us.

and Volcano

Great! That's great! Great!

The song's not 'Pass the Courvoisier and a Glass,' though.

Kaitlin Olson only acts standing in a trench.

I wonder what statistical sampling method they use for the smoothing. Jenks? I bet it's Jenks.

I put in Tristate and got a whole of West Virginia and Kentucky. Haha.

St Louis is also a 'Soda' place in a sea of Coke and 'Pop.'

Haha. Ken Bone. That dude's 15 minutes were actually 15 minutes.

It's called a lance.

No data for 'semprini.'

He's not going to say fuckstick in front of the children is he?

So you can tell which part of Montana someone is from whether they say motherfucking or motherfucker? Useful.

Run up on your spot like CJ from San Andreas?

Fuck cancer.

Maude, eh?