I read this in a zouks voice.

Also that Aerosmith video.

We appreciate the italic.

Just salute our new robot overlords and it'll be fine.

Delta is the worst, how do they still exist?

So, just like regular BSDM, but Christmas and Easter are later?

Bender, are you jacking on in there?

Nine-Nine!

How did they kill Hal, that's the only way.

Go watch the Rock and Roll HOF induction on youtube. He says Elton pulled him out of the gutter of life and he starts breaking down and then Elton starts breaking down.

Or Trump serves non-consecutive terms. And spanks Grandpa non-consecutive times.

Right now, yes. But in 20 hours or so…

Ain't it fun when you know you're gonna die young

Wait. I can post!? What sorcery is this.

But he sure knows a lot about Elvis Costello!

Would buy that ska song on a 7" backed with like MU330 or someone like that. Planet Smashers, maybe.

Whenever I have 5 or 6 beers I talk like an expert…about everything!

No dunkelwiezen?

Did anybody say that was John Mayer in that sketch.

I don't know. I'm still listening to Two-Step Garage.