Kellen Winslow II is that you?

Regardless, there's no war equivalent to 4 downs.

My favorite part of war is when after you try to take the opponents positions three times, you either get one more chance or you can give the enemy your guns. Because war and football are exactly the same.

But people whining about Harbaugh gets very old very quick.

No, they changed the rule after a game where San Diego got screwed, if it's clear one player recovered the fumble, they can overturn it even after the whistle blows.

He's pretty uncreepy on Angie Tribecca, though.

Don't think for a second Showalter wouldn't bring in his closer that early IF HIS TEAM HAD A LEAD.

I going to need my sugar in packets, though.

I can't even hate this song. For anyone that likes Glee, you get this because you deserve it.

You'd think that, but there's going to be one Bryan Adams song and you're going to know everything you ever knew is a lie.

Stand outside her window. Throws rocks if you need to.

Brooklyn Beer, a fine product of Utica, NY.

GoBayside, but April ran out of saved by the bell episodes to rip apart more than those other things.

Sam Roberts—big wrestling fan.

Anthony's house has a radio show and hookers and blackjack. On second thought, nevermind the radio show.

Buffalo Bill?

Trump is the shark—he doesn't look back, cause he doesn't have a neck.

This is a tour featuring Howard Kremer's Jaws-themed songs Mayor Larry Vaughn, Crush it Like Quint, and Jaws is Better, right?

My biggest issue is Los Angeles is also not a state capital, so is she is saying LA is no big deal as well?

You're right. All the characters on this show should be played by Emma Stone.