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Texty McTextington
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Bury it under your sidewalk and dig it up a year later to see how it decomposes.

Can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk?

touche', douche'

Noel means a shout of joy or praise.

Other people know about Knife Crazy?

Doff, you ignorant slut.

Fuck you reggae hater.

Mark McGrath = Sellout
Anyone ever listen to early Sugar Ray?

Douche-Face Killah
Not that I'm a huge fan of Jay-Z, but Noel is such a pisser. He makes me feel the opposite of his name.

Apology accepted.

Ha!

Are you fucking kidding me with Guy Clark? "The Dark" rocked my box. So hard. His albums on Sugar Hill are far superior to his RCA days.

*AGAIN*

I LOVE Wu-Tang, but I absolutely HATE skits on albums. I do, however, enjoy samples from classic kung-fu flicks, especially Shogun Assassin. I HATE the skits, though. I just don't think they belong.

Were you a mack-daddy, or a daddy-mack?

Is Dragonslayer the one with that guy from Ally McBeal?

No, he makes Ben Kingsley look like Ghandi!

I live in WV, and I say "putt-putt" golf and soda.
Though, I do know some 'necks that say pop.

Third grade.

I have no respect for an entire album of covers. Even if they ARE Tom Waits covers.