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Self mummification is a science!

What's that in relation to Cara Delevingne?

Oh… Goodie.

Lack of chemistry is never Brandon Routh's fault. Ciara Renée is soooo fucking boring! We get it, you can lift your left eyebrow - any other facial expressions?

Aaw, well that's a bit sad, but that would also explain their frustrated attitude towards everything.

Who'd be against that?!

Minimum Rdirect Awfulness?

Maurice's Riesling Arboretum?

Metallic Radon Alarm?

Maximum Random Awesomeness?

MRA?

While true, your perception is skewed since you were an incredibly sexy baby.

No, they have to actual humans. Not atomic super men.

I may need to rewatch it. I do remember the elites on that space station were pretty boring.

Fuck you Ollie! And the wheelchair I rolled in on!

You're telling me you've never been so angry your body healed itself?

I like it! Though the accent would be quite jarring.

A mustachioed orange.

I like Hardy but when he's bald I can't get over how perfectly round his head is.

Oh yeah! Man, body wise he would have been perfect!