Man did those Albanians not see the first movie?  How could they not anticipate his response to this exact sort of situation?

He talks about his wife, children and mother a few times.

He talks about his wife, children and mother a few times.

Well your eminence, his options are basically candy, a thousand year old corpse, fire, or one of a variety of horrible mutants.

Well your eminence, his options are basically candy, a thousand year old corpse, fire, or one of a variety of horrible mutants.

He also has no problem being attracted to sentient fire and candy. 

He also has no problem being attracted to sentient fire and candy. 

Mark Millar Licks Goats

Mark Millar Licks Goats

Names having power is straight up old school magic. 

Names having power is straight up old school magic. 

Well who DOESN'T do that the first time they meet a woman?

Well who DOESN'T do that the first time they meet a woman?

I also liked how Finn was really hoping that she was at least chaotic neutral. 

I also liked how Finn was really hoping that she was at least chaotic neutral. 

"He'll only be dead for a few minutes, so we gotta move."  Was gold sacrelicious, solid gold!  

"He'll only be dead for a few minutes, so we gotta move."  Was gold sacrelicious, solid gold!  

Tough call.

Tough call.

Well damn, they need to add Adventure Tim to the show then.