unregistered underdog—i *did* have a massive head wound! it's caused me to hold opinions/make comparisons that have no material/concrete basis in the real world (here, "real world" means your own personal sense of aesthetics).

These guys sound like Billy Joel

But are they as good as The Knife?
These guys sound like Billy Joel

Librarian Girl?
I don't get it.

What about that kid with the mustache?
Seriously, what's the deal with the kid with the mustache? He's in a shot for like half a second, before Marky Mark and Max Fisher go to eat with the African doorman's foster family. The kid is like 6.

Brion's score to I *Heart* Huckabees is great.

Dracula: Dead and Loving It
Love at First Bite
Vampire in Brooklyn

*Everything* about the first movie was incoherent. Made no sense. I teach high school, and whenever a student complains that a book or film makes no sense or is unintelligible, I ask them to explain the plot of this or another Michael Bay "film" (Bad Boys II? *What* was the film about?!)

agh.

don't hate—you know you loaf these bread puns.

Can't help it. Just got a rye sense of humor.

Jesus Crust, you guys are rough!

It's my parent's fault. I'm very ill-bread.

dough-eyed?
i think it's "doe-eyed"—like a naive cute little doe. but i guess you don't knead these criticisms.

i saw this last night…
…and the review is pretty much spot on. the movie should've been stupider, with less plot. like a zuckers bros. movie.

Also:
Saving Private Ryan
Finding Forrester
Teaching Mrs. Tingle
Chasing Amy
Breaking Bad (I know, not a movie)
Flirting with Disaster (don't think that fits the formula though)

"…dead-eyed church bitch"

Gummi Bears
…they were all hopped up on that Gummi Juice, bouncing here and there and everywhere.

+ Quine's solos on Matthew Sweet's "Girlfriend" record.

What, no Lee Renaldo?
His songs (or song, as the case goes) is usually my favorite on each new Sonic Youth album.