That whole "it's not art if it's not challenging to watch or acquire" bit was expertly handled by other commenters.

If you're giving some shit art house film a chance and it completely meets your low expectations halfway through, then you're going to do ANYTHING other than watch the rest. What sits beside it in the Netflix menu has nothing to do with how you already feel about the shitty movie.

Terrible Argument
Adams references the well written CNET article, yet it appears he didn't comprehend its point. This whole rant, which is full of opinions-as-facts, rides on the current state of Netflix Instant as if its set in stone and will never improve. The CNET article inferred that Netflix's recent plan…

Don't worry, it's as crappy an argument as you think it is.

Exactly. He just threw up all these "everyone knows" proclamations about Netflix's supposed weaknesses, when really he's just trying to stack the deck for his flimsy argument.

Preach, Commodore.

This Should Be the Plot
I posted this late in a previous JP4 post, but I figured it was worth repeating:

Wouldn't it be funny
If we, like, had Cameron Diaz say FUCK a lot, even sometimes in front of kids? Get it? She says FUCK at inappropriate times in inappropriate places. We don't even need to write jokes or set up comedic scenarios. Just saying FUCK will be enough in 2011, because it's kind of a rare thing these…

The Plot Should Be…
There is a JP graphic novel coming out later this year called Jurassic Park: Dangerous Game. Read this fucking awesome synopsis:

Godchrist
Saw this for the first time two weeks ago. No internet exaggeration here: Tron Legacy is the worst mainstream movie I have ever seen. I was a little extra impatient from Memorial Day beers, but it took all the things that Lucas did wrong with the prequels and maximized them to the fullest.

No.
Just…no.

Was I on one of the Congo trading cards?!

Hope!
That it's as good as the first two seasons!

Leo Serious
Good God, Leonardo Dicaprio wears me the fuck out with his intense, brooding, super serious movies. Dude needs to seriously do another Catch Me If You Can type movie.

Todd, for fuck's sake
It's "couldn't care less," not "could care less." You're better than that.

You have nothing.

Pet Shop Boys
What have I

Hulu
I hope the episodes are put up on Hulu or at least the TBS website. I'm finally being punished for not having cable.

Won't Fail
In getting here first.

I don't know…
I'd probably watch it. What else am I going to do?