Unfortunately the troubled young actor who played the lead in this ended up being sectioned under the Mental Health Act.

If this is going to be realistic then the show will be closed down within twelve months, due to a cheaper version being available on Netflix.

So you'd most like to poke Pocahontas?

"and wrote “The Raven” segment in the inaugural “Treehouse Of Horror.”

“But there was a gay Mandalorian couple, so it’s not brand new.”

That's no way to refer to Ed and Zach!

No, his film is called Arab Kids Fucking.

Do you exist in an alternative dimension where the terrible second and third seasons don't exist?

I think that the producers were just going for the Fifty Shades Of Grey demographic.

For years I thought that HBO stood for Hot Boobs Out.

I'll correct that for you "first good season"

It is well known in the intelligence services that most terrorists are actually chubby chasers.

Wow, if I'd known that Mary's standards were so low, even I would have proposed to her.

Yeah, in fact synth-meister Jack Dangers from Meat Beat Manifesto recorded his own version of the soundtrack as a tribute to it.

I've always thought that even by todays standards the scenes where the "monster" attacks the space ship look pretty impressive.

But is Whore 3 better part than Fireside Whore 1 that Mamie McCoy played in The Crimson Petal And The White?

What that picture doesn't show is that she's secretly putting shit in that kid's food.

Yeah, my rule is to never go out with a girl whose stomach is flatter than mine. Sadly that does rule out about 90% of women.

Yeah, I think it might be to do with her falling out with Clive Davis, who is a not a guy you want to piss off.

So how many "fake" avclub comments does it take to boost an artists's music sales? And what kind of saddo buys music just because of positive avclub comments? Oh wait, now I know….