That's some Daffy Dick level commenting right there.

I'm not big on traditions, but finishing my box of Sour Patch Kids and giant tub of Pepsi before the movie even starts has been something I do just about every time I go to the theater ever since seeing The Lion King when I was nine.

"I have yet to find an actual person who thinks that Gal Gadot is hot."

"Martha, Martha, Martha!"

It wasn't a flashy moment, but I loved it when Daenerys sat down next to Tyrion. Not only did it show the profound way they'd taken to one another (him unabashedly praising someone for once—her deigning to literally get on his level), but the shot itself was so beautiful. They were in the bottom right corner of the…

Well with the religious nuts and Queen Margaery out of the way, Cersei would have been in charge in every meaningful way but official title.

Similarly, Dances With Wolves the book explicitly stated that Lieutenant Dunbar was just instinctively good at handling himself in combat—that he had been that way his whole life. This got lost in translation to film, and many (understandably) criticized the movie because the white guy miraculously becomes the best…

Cue the argument that we PC thugs are hypocrites for being intolerant of intolerance.

How does the Japanese Patrick Bateman feel about Japanese Huey Lewis and the News?

At the end of the movie, they have to take down Pepsi, who will bring your ancestors back from the dead.

Um… What?

Yeah, who cares about the sexism, racism, homophobia, or pedophilia? Have a cookie and take a nap, because anyone who disapproves of sociopathic behavior is clearly just being childish.

Well there was a Constantine story about a bunch of beloved literary characters coming to life (though it wasn't one written by Moore).

Concrete met Paul Chadwick once.

Don't mind if I — D'oh!

I sometimes put in headphones without playing anything, just to be left alone.

Don't be such a square.

I Googled "Game of Bones," and of course there's also a porn parody by that title.

I honestly feel guilty for not only watching this whole thing, but enjoying it immensely.

Superhero movies for some, miniature American flags for others!