Boy are we gonna look foolish after someone reminds us of some high profile hunter's killing spree. Or maybe it was just a several years late Dick Cheney reference.

I'm sorry, did I miss a hunting themed mass murder? Seriously. I can't keep them all straight so maybe I'm overlooking the obvious, but I don't know why having the models be trophies is so insensitive. I mean, the grocery stores are overflowing with pink slime, so it can't be the actual practice of hunting animals…

I'm sorry, did I miss a hunting themed mass murder? Seriously. I can't keep them all straight so maybe I'm overlooking the obvious, but I don't know why having the models be trophies is so insensitive. I mean, the grocery stores are overflowing with pink slime, so it can't be the actual practice of hunting animals…

Yeah, and who else would have allowed Mark Spitz to carry his proud and sincere Morrissey torch as prolifically as he'd did? Although once they cancelled Genius Lessons, the writing was on the wall. I admit I appreciated how meanly and unapologetically they thumbed their nose at the outcry after the fact.

Yeah, and who else would have allowed Mark Spitz to carry his proud and sincere Morrissey torch as prolifically as he'd did? Although once they cancelled Genius Lessons, the writing was on the wall. I admit I appreciated how meanly and unapologetically they thumbed their nose at the outcry after the fact.

I think (I *think*) the irony is the typo in the sentence describing the meticulous care shown to the subject of the review.

I think (I *think*) the irony is the typo in the sentence describing the meticulous care shown to the subject of the review.

Oh god, I watched this movie countless times when I was a kid (like, 4th grade) because I loved Woody Allen and Bette Midler because I was a total fucking weirdo. I simultaneously have fond memories and retroactively know it's terrible.

Juggalos are actually AWESOME, you guys, open your minds!!! Just not to this one particular stoner comedy with my fave comedian, that SUCKS! Because it's only funny if he's Kenny Powers! Jee-sus. Because Kenny Powers is such a sensitive role model for our youths in these confusing times. Fuck. That.

Juggalos are actually AWESOME, you guys, open your minds!!! Just not to this one particular stoner comedy with my fave comedian, that SUCKS! Because it's only funny if he's Kenny Powers! Jee-sus. Because Kenny Powers is such a sensitive role model for our youths in these confusing times. Fuck. That.

See, when you see that line, it's like a decoder, because then when you read the article *backwards* you can see that he's saying Dawes Is Dead over and over!

See, when you see that line, it's like a decoder, because then when you read the article *backwards* you can see that he's saying Dawes Is Dead over and over!

I know…It all seemed much more reasonable when the brain cancer story was going around, but now I feel like a morbid vulture.

I know…It all seemed much more reasonable when the brain cancer story was going around, but now I feel like a morbid vulture.

Done and done; sacrelicious and the chamber of playful secrets it is.

Done and done; sacrelicious and the chamber of playful secrets it is.

Is it messy? I guess it depends how high the bridge is in part. It's gotta be less messy than the ol' gun to the head, though, right? I mean, as long as he's not in pieces, fishing up a corpse seems like it would entail less than mopping up indoors or something but if I'm wrong then pretend I didn't say that part.

Is it messy? I guess it depends how high the bridge is in part. It's gotta be less messy than the ol' gun to the head, though, right? I mean, as long as he's not in pieces, fishing up a corpse seems like it would entail less than mopping up indoors or something but if I'm wrong then pretend I didn't say that part.

I presume that the fact that he had a neurological problem or even that some form of brain tumor was known, in which case this would be his response to finding out that it was worst case scenario. Although a bridge-jump seems melodramatic, it's probably more certain that a lot of other attempts, it won't be messy, and…

I presume that the fact that he had a neurological problem or even that some form of brain tumor was known, in which case this would be his response to finding out that it was worst case scenario. Although a bridge-jump seems melodramatic, it's probably more certain that a lot of other attempts, it won't be messy, and…