Move to Brooklyn!  Living in Manhattan made me hate life too, but it really is better out here.  And a *little* cheaper.  When I walk down the street I exchange friendly greetings with about five neighbors per block.  There are way more trees, and fewer douchenozzles.  (Although there is "crazy dude," as we call him,…

Move to Brooklyn!  Living in Manhattan made me hate life too, but it really is better out here.  And a *little* cheaper.  When I walk down the street I exchange friendly greetings with about five neighbors per block.  There are way more trees, and fewer douchenozzles.  (Although there is "crazy dude," as we call him,…

My husband just rewatched Starship Troopers and was raving about it.  Apparently it's a brilliant satire.  No, actually, he referred to it as an "art film."  But I … respectfully disagree.

My husband just rewatched Starship Troopers and was raving about it.  Apparently it's a brilliant satire.  No, actually, he referred to it as an "art film."  But I … respectfully disagree.

Yes to Meet Joe Black.  Most things from the '90s with Brad Pitt in them.  Legends of the Fall???  The one about the Dalai Lama?  Two hours of Brad Pitt trying to do a German accent.  So painful.

Yes to Meet Joe Black.  Most things from the '90s with Brad Pitt in them.  Legends of the Fall???  The one about the Dalai Lama?  Two hours of Brad Pitt trying to do a German accent.  So painful.

Exactly—which is why I was so glad American Beauty was on this list.  Boy, that thing was overrated (and skeezy, very skeezy).

Exactly—which is why I was so glad American Beauty was on this list.  Boy, that thing was overrated (and skeezy, very skeezy).

I'm late to the party and probably nobody will ever read this but this is clearly just a lark for Sammy Hagar because he made a s***ton of money on Cabo Wabo tequila.  Seriously.  I feel like it's unfair because Diamond Dave should have a money-minting tequila or something too instead of trying a new career every five…

I'm late to the party and probably nobody will ever read this but this is clearly just a lark for Sammy Hagar because he made a s***ton of money on Cabo Wabo tequila.  Seriously.  I feel like it's unfair because Diamond Dave should have a money-minting tequila or something too instead of trying a new career every five…

Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose.

Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose.

I think the super-pissed expression on Jonathan's face was all that was needed.  It felt, shall we say, a little too real.

I think the super-pissed expression on Jonathan's face was all that was needed.  It felt, shall we say, a little too real.

Don't read the Corrections!  Life is too short!  (Or, just read the parts with the parents.)  Franzen is a good writer with some great moments, but he thinks he is A Great Writer and everything he writes (especially his nonfiction essays about how he is writing The Great American Novel) drips with it.

Don't read the Corrections!  Life is too short!  (Or, just read the parts with the parents.)  Franzen is a good writer with some great moments, but he thinks he is A Great Writer and everything he writes (especially his nonfiction essays about how he is writing The Great American Novel) drips with it.

Him and the late Chief Justice Rehnquist (who seems so much more moderate in retrospect, just like George Bush senior).

Him and the late Chief Justice Rehnquist (who seems so much more moderate in retrospect, just like George Bush senior).

Correct—that was an awesome moment in 30 Rock history.

Correct—that was an awesome moment in 30 Rock history.