Abraham Lincoln sucks a fat dick

Throws his "…long enough to reach the ground" comment in a whole new light.

Do some pushups Pablo, it will go away.

He willed himself to knock on the dressing room door, could feel the sweat slicking his hands, sticking to the book he gripped like a talisman, like a lifeline, and in that moment's silence was filled with the urge to flee, to run back to Hollywood and bury himself in another production, lose himself in another twee…

The fork would certainly be the most nutritious part of the meal.

Col. Parker. He didn't invent it, but by god he was going to profit from it.

I'm waiting for the Pirates sequel based on the story of the USS Indianapolis. I'll never put on a lifejacket again.

Just because there was a person sharing the character's name doesn't make the book any less fictional, otherwise all my William Shatner/Michael Cera slash fiction would be kept in the reference section of the library instead of the evidence folder of the damned prosecuting attorney.

@Nate - also, its easy to be bigger than someone fictional.

Frosted Lucky Crackpipes, they're magically delicious!

Hold on, is there any example of a record producer who isn't a psychotic, a gargantuan asshole, or both?

Pacific Rim Emmys? Is the award called a "Rimmy"?

I agree with you unreservedly. I'd also throw in "Bullets Over Broadway" as a great portrayal of the compromise of artistic vision and a fuck of a lot better than "Hollywood Ending".

Definitely my favourite Tim Burton movie by a long shot.

The Brothers Grimm is a middling but enjoyable movie. I wasn't that disappointed watching it, but I had hoped for more.

Gilliam got a lifetime pass for his work with Python - Brazil gave him multiple lifetime passes. And Time Bandits is my favourite movie for disturbing young children.

Takers 2: Taking It to the Limit

No, what sounds stupid is when you miss the actual meaning of a statement and focus instead on pointless details.

I see it differently - something like No Impact Man's project (not that I've seen it) illustrates the types of things people just don't think about. The bulk of the western world lives in a bubble where the stuff they consume is produced in some far off place and the garbage they create is whisked away to some other…

Part of the definition of "douche" is an inability to understand the concept of "sincerity".