Cities are great if your idea of doing things is actually "watching other people do things". Going out to see bands, movies, art exhibits, or shopping - these are the things people always say is so great about living in a big city. If you want to actually *do* stuff, you're better off some place smaller.

TV
But Nathan, flipping through the tv channels is how I know that western culture and my life are spiritually empty!

A lot of this depends on how small the small town is. I've lived in several, from < 1,000 to 10,000 population, and the smallest are the worst. At around 10,000 or so its big enough to support multiple social scenes and stops being the oppressive monoculture.

Funny thing about The Matrix was that, considering all the ridiculousness of the sci-fi technology, they used the program "nmap" in one of the hacking scenes. It really is a hacking tool, used to find vulnerabilities in firewalls.

I like Lee's Hulk too, I don't understand why people get so upset about it. I certainly thought it was better than the last Batman movie.

Make sure the tooth angle is low so you get a very smooth cut.

X-(

Soul Bike.

Dalmatian seafood I'd go for is grilled mol.

My favourite was Jeff Goldblum or Glenda Jackson in "Beyond Therapy", whichever one said to a patient "maybe you should try overreacting."

It is a zombie mariner,
And he stoppeth one of three
'By thy green flesh and oozing eye,
Now wherefore stopp'st thou me?'

@TomWaits, are you sure you didn't mean you wonder if he would *stop* masturbating, literally as well as cinamatographically?

I don't think he was admiring his consistency, I think he was simply dissecting it.

If anyone could it would be KITH - they've got some very disturbing humour there.

Sausages!

Is it local
We'll have no trouble here.

I think he was talking about "Bits and Bites", the snack food. He's got crumbs all over his computer.

"A lobe of brain, a jug of wine, and thou besides me"

I think the anti dead poet's society would be like Van Helsing and his crew, fearless dead poet hunters.

I've got a Bachelors in Mediaeval Metaphysics diploma from Miskatonic. Its the closest thing that I have to any post secondary eduction.